Read Only If You Take Your Golf Way Too Seriously...
The man who takes up golf to get his mind off his work soon takes up work to get his mind off golf. Golf is a game in which the slowest people in the world are those in front of you, and the fastest are those behind. There are three ways to improve your golf game. 1) Take lessons 2) Practice constantly 3) Or start cheating Many a golfer prefers a golf cart to a caddy because it cannot count, criticize or laugh. There's no game like golf: you go out with three friends, play eighteen holes, and return with three enemies. Golf: A five mile walk punctuated with frequent disappointments. The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. During the putting session, she innocently, she asked; "Is it spelled p-u-t or p-u-t-t?'' "P-u-t-t is correct,'' he replied, and then went on to explain...... "Put means to place a thing where you want it. Putt typically means a vain attempt to do the same thing." For more funny golf jokes and quotes please visit; www.greatgolfjokes.com www.quotegarden.com | 
